What's "Bad Blood" again? Madonna's "Bitch I'm Madonna" video features an absurd degree of star power, but which stars are the MVPs here? From Beyonce to Kanye to Katy, here's our power ranking of the many A-list talents in this clip. Note: We did give preference to people present at the video shoot versus those who filmed separate cameos that were edited in.
Nicki Minaj takes the top spot on our...
Nicki Minaj takes the top spot on our power ranking for one simple reason: She's actually featured on this song. Incidentally, her verse is fire, and we love seeing her pink wig back in the mix.
Chris Rock is No. 2 on this list for ...
Chris Rock is No. 2 on this list for sheer WTF value. Not only is his presence a delightful surprise, but he actually showed up to do this clip in-perosn -- which, we'll be honest, helps to put him ahead of Beyonce (just this once).
Diplo gets the third slot because he'...
Diplo gets the third slot because he's the sonic mastermind behind this bizarre brainf--k of a song. Plus, he pops up more than once here -- in person, at that.
Next up is Miley Cyrus, who wasn't at...
Next up is Miley Cyrus, who wasn't at the video shoot but appear thanks to the magic of editing. She steals the show from a couple stars much bigger than her (see: our next two rankings) thanks to some Flaming Lips glam facepaint. Those middle fingers help her cause, too.
Kanye gets fifth place in our power r...
Kanye gets fifth place in our power ranking because after Miley, he's the most turnt celebrity in this clip who isn't physically there. Major props to Madonna -- we all know it's hard to crack Kanye's steely exterior.
In the real world, Beyonce would top ...
In the real world, Beyonce would top this list -- but in the world of "Bitch I'm Madonna," Queen Bey's cameo comes in sixth on our power ranking. She looks fantastic, but doesn't seem to be partying quite as hard as the rest of the crew.
Katy Perry wasn't present for her qui...
Katy Perry wasn't present for her quickie cameo, but she makes a splash with that toothy jacket.
Braided hair, blue eyelashes -- Rita ...
Braided hair, blue eyelashes -- Rita Ora's fashion game is on-point, as always. Were it not for the excess of star power in this clip, she'd be higher. But as it is, she's in good company.
He might not be recognizable to a lot...
He might not be recognizable to a lot of the casual pop fans watching this clip, but a very ecstatic Alexander Wang makes a cameo during "Bitch I'm Madonna." Even though his fashion legend looms large, his blink-and-you'll-miss-it appearance puts him last here. But hey, no shame in following this embarrassment of riches.