On Monday night, Snoop Dogg and Martha Stewart kicked off their long awaited VH1 show Martha & Snoop’s Potluck Dinner Party. TV’s newest duo finessed their way through the kitchen and even had a contentious battle to see who would whip up a better plate of fried chicken. Ice Cube, Seth Rogen and Wiz Khalifa came through as special guests, as Snoop and Martha came armed with a handful of quips for everyone’s amusement.
Enjoy a clip and revisit the premiere’s best quotes below.
“I was raised on fried chicken. My pacifier was a drumstick.” – Snoop Dogg
“I love pineapples. I think I’m half-Hawaiian.” – Snoop Dogg
“I don’t know who’s going to be more fried by the end of this show.” – Martha Stewart
“So Seth, if I wasn’t here, would this be considered a sausage party?” – Martha Stewart
“Seth, I have to win. I can’t lose to the hood.” – Martha Stewart
“If you took a buttermilk bath, you’d be whiter.” – Martha Stewart
“I always use kosher salt, because Seth Rogen is here.” – Martha Stewart
“It was African Americans who took that bland ass chicken and made that thang do what it do. No doubt.” – Snoop Dogg on the invention of fried chicken
“I fed it some vodka and then I cut off its head.” – Martha Stewart on killing chicken for cooking purposes
“She injecting some steroids in the chicken?” – Snoop Dogg on Martha Stewart checking the temperature of her chicken
“I know it’s supposed to be ladies first, but when it comes to chicken, there’s no rules.” – Snoop Dogg