“Mine wasn’t alcohol. Mine wasn’t cool at all,” the talk-show host dished while swapping stories with Kaley Cuoco about whether they’ve ever blacked out in public. “Mine was: I was at CVS filling some prescription ’cause I had dental work done the day before. And I look in my bag, and I have all these jewelry boxes. And I’m like, ‘What the hell?’ Like, I have, literally, five to six big boxes of jewelry in my bag, and I’m like, ‘Did I, like, rob someone’s house?'”
After calling her assistant, Clarkson was even more flummoxed to learn she had apparently gone jewelry shopping the day before, and had absolutely no recollection of it. According to the assistant, the star’s itinerary for the day also included rehearsal with her backing band Y’all, going out to dinner, and even getting a tour of a friend’s new house.
“I had a full night, completely with eyes open, walking around, that I don’t remember,” Clarkson exclaimed. “And my band’s laughing because I had rehearsal with them for my album Meaning of Life, and apparently, what did I say? I literally was at rehearsal, sitting in a chair, apparently like this, with sunglasses. And they’re playing and I go, with a mic, ‘That ain’t my song.’
“Like, I was so high from the dentist!” she concluded. “‘What did the dentist give me?’ is my my question. And where can we [get it]? I wanna remember it — I bought some good jewelry! But, yeah …Yeah. I didn’t remember one thing. All of that was from what people told me.”
Watch Clarkson regale Cuoco with her hilarious story — including whether she regrets any of her tattoos — below.