Respect where respect is due: Chris Pratt is the shit. He turned a supporting gig on a network sitcom (Parks & Recreation) into one of the least likely Hollywood success stories in years.
Since then, he’s been a superhero (of sorts, in Guardians of the Galaxy), a soldier (Zero Dark Thirty) and now he’s headed to the ultimate realm of cinematic magic: Jurassic Park.
The star of the upcoming Jurassic World film recently sang MTV his take on the immortal Jurassic Park theme song, which includes lyrics he wrote to accompany John Williams’ melody.
Fair enough, Pratt, but your take on the theme song stands small next to the classic Jurassic Park meme on YTMND from 2006. The lyrics “holy fucking shit / It’s a dinosaur” will forever be the true lyrics to Williams’ score, because they accurately sum up what the audience is supposed to feel every time the theme music plays.
Enjoy the original below.