Here’s our round-up of singers’, rockers’ and rappers’ 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don’t forget to follow us!)
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@liltunechi (Lil Wayne) : I can no longer write my fans, as difficult as this maybe to say please stop sending me mail, I luv u and will see you soon |
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@yokoono : As I said before, I am a lucky girl. I love you, I love you, I love you, John! http://bit.ly/IPtower |
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@kanyewest: Here’s the tweet you all knew was coming… Love to SNL and the whole cast! |
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@jtimberlake : Thank you to everyone who helped make The Social Network number one. It means a lot to me. |
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@NICKIMINAJ : I did NOT do the whip my hair rmx. Sum1 took an OLD verse and put it on the song. :/ original song was called “lookin at me” a year ago |
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@diplo : damn @kanyewest kinda killed it with the ballerinas.. what do we tell our @majorlazer ballerinas? we gonna have 2 set em on fire or something |
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@joshgroban : Just verbalized the sentence “hello old friend…” after drinking a sip of coffee at a Starbucks. I gotta control my inner monologue better. |
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@michaelianblack : I’m not convinced Red Bull does anything other than make people who drink it look douchey. |
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@FreddieGibbs : Its crazy how I still hide my blunts behind my back and smile when the old people in my neighborhood roll up. |
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@riverscuomo : Anyone else suck at pushing straws through juice boxes? |
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@Wale : im most creative when im on the train, or when im a thc tree..what if i could climb one on a train…my train of thought wd b amazing #pun |
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@ThisIsRobThomas : Downside of smoking areas in airports? Smells like the asshole of an ashtray. Even for a smoker. |
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@THEREALBANNER : When people ask me what do I do to drive a car like that – I smile and say (I sell bunches of CRACK) |
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@jason_mraz : Why is a bag of food called Groceries? Shouldnt it be Yumeries? Then again if its processed food, gross-eries is apt. Buy Organic! Eat Real! |
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@mattnathanson : “there is a blue one who can’t accept the green one for living with a fat one trying to be a skinny one” #slyiscrushingmerightnow |
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@owlcity : I mean, it’s NOT like I used to sneak into the movie theater with a shoebox full of roaches and set them loose during the kissing scenes… |
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@SarahKSilverman : Just walked in on the pilot peeing. |
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@travisrclark (Travis Clark – We The Kings) : I got my X-ray back and it says that I’ve had a broken leg for 4 weeks and didn’t know about it! FML haha |
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@harmarsuperstar : My friend Jonny met a gigantic black cop in Minneapolis also named Sean Tillmann. I must find this man. |
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@markhoppus : Lyrically, I lean toward water metaphors, conversational poetic devices, and limericks about men from Nantucket… |
