Noah Cyrus’ Good Cry EP is just days away from release, and she’s riding on the album’s theme with her latest merch collaboration.
The youngest of the Cyrus clan teamed up with Pizzaslime for a line of clothing and accessories, featuring images of her dad Billy Ray Cyrus and hoodies that read “Sry I’m trash” and “Noah Cyrus sucks.” One attention-grabbing item on the website was a bottle of “Noah Tears,” priced at $12,000. According to the description, “This is approximately 12 tears made by Noah Cyrus as a result of sadness.”
“Human digestion of these tears is not suggested cause tears are generally pretty salty and that would just be super f—ing weird if you drank someone else’s tears,” it continues.
The limited merch line is available for 48 hours. Grab your bottle of Noah tears here.