If you’re following the Tao of Miley Cyrus, you already should be:
– Posing for magazine covers naked.
– Enraging parents’ groups on a weekly basis.
– Putting seriously out-there photoshops on your Instagram account.
Now, a new rule to follow: Masturbate every day, sayeth Cyrus. The latest decree comes courtesy of Cyrus’ Instagram. Alongside a photo of a woman with her hand down her jean shorts, Cyrus spake: “A masturbate a day keeps the haters away.”
So, a little bit different than Taylor Swift‘s haters gonna hate mantra.
