We’ve learned a handful of things by watching the latest leaked video featuring 19-year-old swagtitioner, Justin Bieber. But first, let’s set it up: early on Wednesday TMZ published a smartphone-video taken by one of Bieber’s pals showing the singer taking a “quick little piss break” in a janitor’s mop bucket.
The episode appears to take place in the basement of a restaurant or club, as a suited gentleman (possibly a bodyguard) stands on the steps, looking head-on at the singer as he relieves himself. According to TMZ, the video was shot in NYC earlier this year.
“You know, you’ll forever remember that,” a friend declares. “You’re not gonna remember him pissin’ in the restroom. Like everybody does that.”
Bieber is virtually silent throughout the 40-second clip, only making himself audible after he and his entourage ascend the stairs where he comes across a photo of former U.S. President Bill Clinton. Clutching a spray bottle, Bieber spritzes the image and yelps “Fuck Bill Clinton” before the video ends.
To sum up:
- If you’re a maintenance person at a restaurant, bar, club, hotel or concert venue that is hosting Justin Bieber, be sure to dump out that mop bucket before using it to do your job. Because that’s Justin Bieber’s piss water.
- You didn’t think Bieber’s saggy diaper britches could sag any further, but there they are.
- Justin Bieber is not a fan of Bill Clinton, despite having been a 6-year-old Canadian boy when No. 42 left office.
- Turns out Bieber’s security detail is required to watch him at all times.
- Wild Kidz in this bitch!