The U.S. presidential campaign has been rumbling on for what seems an eternity. Dolly Parton believes she has a novel solution to keep the voting public alert: more boobs.
The country music legend posted a message on Facebook in which she rubbed out rumors she had endorsed Hillary Clinton (or Donald Trump for that matter), and revealed just what it would take to win the long race to the White House.
“I try not to get political but if I am, I might as well just run myself,” quipped Parton, “‘cause I’ve got the hair for it, it’s huge, and they could always use more boobs in the race.”
The master songwriter finished up with this gem: “But seriously, I have not decided who I’m voting for, but no matter what we’re gonna be suffering from PMS, Presidential Mood Swings.”
Read Dolly’s full message below.