The Beyonce Biter is still at large. Fans are determined to reveal the unnamed actress who supposedly bit Mrs. Carter’s face, and although it’s only been a few days since witness Tiffany Haddish spilled the beans, a whirlwind of accusations, investigations and denials have unfolded.
Billboard understands that it might be a lot to keep up with in such a short amount of time, which is why we’ve compiled a brief comprehensive timeline of how this mystery has played out.
December 2017: Haddish meets Beyonce at a party, where the infamous biter takes a chomp at the singer’s face. Haddish threatens to kick the ass of whoever dare lay a tooth on Queen B, but Beyonce herself tells Haddish to let it go and just “have fun.” Haddish told GQ: “She was like, ‘Tiffany, no. Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’ ”
March 26, 2018: After keeping it under wraps for a couple of month, Haddish reveals the story in an interview with GQ, thus the drama and investigations commence. Chrissy Teigen claims she knows the truth — but is keeping her lips sealed.
I AM NEVER TELLING I’m scared I’ve said too much KNOWLEDGE IS A CURSE!
— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) March 26, 2018
Sara Foster and Sanaa Lathan, two of the earliest suspects, both shut down rumors on their respective social media.
Y’all are funny. Under no circumstances did I bite Beyonce and if I did it would’ve been a love bite —
— Sanaa Lathan (@justsanaa) March 26, 2018
March 27, 2018: Lena Dunham, another suspect according to random Twitter accounts, evidently knows what we were all thinking when she denies the accusations.
As the patron saint of “She would do that…”
— — Lena Dunham — (@lenadunham) March 28, 2018
Sarah Michelle Gellar confesses to the bite, posting a photo of herself sporting fangs à la her title character on Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Sadly, residents of Sunnydale and beyond know she was only kidding.
We’d love Buffy’s help in hunting down this force of evil right about now.
March 29, 2018: While getting her hair done on an Instagram Live, Haddish implies that she signed a non-disclosure agreement regarding the infamous biting case. “NDAs are real,” she says, but then goes on to tease it was another celebrity currently getting lots of media buzz: “I’m going to tell you so this can all be done with… it was Stormy Daniels.”