Amy Schumer returned to Saturday Night Live as a newly-married woman, and joked about how the recent nuptials could ruin her stand-up career.
“Some people are like, ‘What are you going to talk about now in your stand-up? All you talked about was getting railed,'” the 36-year-old joked in her opening monologue on May 12.
The I Feel Pretty actress also told the story of her husband’s “worthless marriage proposal.
“The way that my now husband proposed was so worthless,” she said. “It was such a dumb proposal. It was morning, I was still asleep, he threw the box at me and said, ‘I got you this.'”
Schumer also observed how most of her friends are getting married in their mid- to late-thirties.
“Oh now, now you’re ready? Now that I probably can’t have kids?” she said. “You’re not in love, your tired, you’re tired. And I know all your passwords, that’s what’s happening.”
Later, Schumer revealed that she’s been a bridesmaid in six weddings. “There’s something a little bit sad about being a bridesmaid in your late thirties,” she joked, “you’re just standing in that line of bridesmaids hoping you don’t have the biggest arm.”
Watch the full monologue below.