Weird Merch: MF Doom and Clarks Team Up on Dad-Chic Kicks

Clarks, the brand maybe best known for producing meth kingpin Walter White's footwear of choice (they pair nicely with an Aztek), has announced a collaboration with mic-mysterio MF Doom.

"Only rich cats had these back in the day," says Doom of his Wallabees regrind in the brand's commercial (charitably referred to as a documentary), viewable below. In the video, Doom, known for being so protective of his secret identity that people don't even know if it's really him at his gigs, has more screen time than we're accustomed to, explaining the genesis of his iconic mask ("groundbreaking") and the minimal detailing of his new shoes. "We both carry weight."