1. Nothing says diva quite like head-to-toe cascading red taffeta ruffles - and leave it to Diana Ross to pull it off in 2004. Though it evokes Carmen Miranda on steroids, there's also something endearing about this statement - if anything, the joie de vivre it requires.
2. Perhaps buckling under the midriff-bearing pressure of 2003 (thanks, Britney), a platinum-haired Celine Dion showed up to the awards in a genie dress, bearing her obliques and hipbones. Too much anatomy.