Jared Leto has already volunteered to play the lead.
Tiger King: Murder, Mayhem and Madness has entranced the quarantine nation. At a time when we all need some serious distraction amid the COVID-19 pandemic, Netflix's twisty tale of love, lust and expired meat boasts a cast of characters so colorful it makes Avengers: Endgame look like a black and white silent movie.
So naturally the streamer is reportedly working on a sequel. But we have a better idea. Since Tiger King already comes with a country-tinged soundtrack of songs so criminally twisted they would make Johnny Cash blush, and a number of celebs have copped to being obsessed, we thought it made sense to cook up a dream cast for a Joe Exotic musical we'd be happy to produce.