In a Christmas-crazy world, a little eight-horned magic is what we need.
Of course you don't because it's totally not a thing. But one of Jimmy Kimmel's writers, Gary, insists on busting out his ridiculous made-up creature on the show every year, and on Thursday's Jimmy Kimmel Live! he pulled on the white horse suit with a flowing blue mane and full menorah on top and busted into his totally made up holiday tune.
"I hope that you enjoy my song it's gonna be a blast/ But listen very carefully I have to sing it fast/ The most Semitic melody that you have ever heard/ The Chanucorn's official 80 favorite Jewish words," Gary warbled as visions of spinning dreidels danced on a screen behind him.