Watch Jimmy Kimmel Prank People With Fake Names for Beyonce & JAY-Z's Twins

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Jimmy Kimmel attends 'Keep It Clean' a live comedy benefit for the Waterkeeper Alliance at Avalon on April 21, 2016 in Hollywood, Calif. 

We don't officially know what Beyoncé and JAY-Z have named their new twins. But we know this for sure: it's almost certainly not Denver and Omelette, or Cucumber and Uvula. America, apparently, has not gotten the memo, though, because on Tuesday night's (July 11) Jimmy Kimmel Live! the host took the streets of Hollywood with an armload of fake baby names to see if he could trick people into congratulating the couple using some silly (and a few frankly offensive) newborn monikers.

"Celebrity baby names are so unusual now," Kimmel said in setting up the bit. "The rumor actually is JAY-Z and Beyoncé named their kids Rumi and Sir... I hope that's not true, but we don't know the names of the twins and I wanted to have some fun with that. So this afternoon we went out on the street and we asked people to congratulate Beyoncé and JAY-Z on their recent arrival with some baby names we made up."

Also, probably not Landline and Re-Tweet, or BedBath and Beyoncé. Definitely not Pantene and Neosporin.

Watch all the other not-names below: