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Randy Rainbow Helps Voters Decide Who's 'The One' With Hilarious New Debate Parody

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Randy Rainbow attends The Center Dinner 2018 at Cipriani Wall Street on April 19, 2018 in New York City.

"Go pick your man, move your cakes, boo!"

Randy Rainbow is debating who the presidential man of his dreams is just days before 2020 election with a hilarious new parody comparing Donald Trump and Joe Biden, trying to decide who is "the one."

Set at the final presidential debate to the tune of Enchanted's "That's How You Know," Randy notes that "it's just about time for me to cast my ballot! But will I vote for Donald? Or will I vote for Joe?"

The first chorus finds the satirical artist listing the qualities of a heartthrob like Trump."Well, does he give a flying f--- about whether you live or die? / Cover up his crimes and wish them all away? Does he lock children in cages? / Act like Nazis are okay? / That's how you know, that's how you know that he's the one."

The second chorus focuses on Biden, as scenes of the Democratic nominee and former Vice President flashing a smile float through the background. "Does he leave you little clues that let you know he's not insane? / Have a plan in place you know he'll carry through? / If he isn't porkin' Putin / And he pays his taxes too / That's how you know, that's how you know he's the one. "

For the big, final moment, Randy explains that "One's an incompetent toddler / The other one's name is Joe," before concluding, "That's why it's Joe / He's the one."

Watch the whole parody below.