The first chorus finds the satirical artist listing the qualities of a heartthrob like Trump."Well, does he give a flying f--- about whether you live or die? / Cover up his crimes and wish them all away? Does he lock children in cages? / Act like Nazis are okay? / That's how you know, that's how you know that he's the one."
The second chorus focuses on Biden, as scenes of the Democratic nominee and former Vice President flashing a smile float through the background. "Does he leave you little clues that let you know he's not insane? / Have a plan in place you know he'll carry through? / If he isn't porkin' Putin / And he pays his taxes too / That's how you know, that's how you know he's the one. "
For the big, final moment, Randy explains that "One's an incompetent toddler / The other one's name is Joe," before concluding, "That's why it's Joe / He's the one."
Watch the whole parody below.