J-Woww From 'The Jersey Shore' Just Launched Her Own Subscription Box

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 Jenni 'JWoww' Farley visits at SiriusXM Studios on Nov. 10, 2015 in New York City. 

Let's hope there's no self-tanner in this one.

There is, however, a bronzer.

In case you weren't aware, J-Woww, the eccentric yet Snooki-calming force of MTV's one-time hit, The Jersey Shore, has a blog called Miss Domesticated, a lifestyle site that create content for "fellow millennial mamas who don't necessarily fit the bill of what a 'mom' should look like." And now, for a mere $49.99 a box, you can purchase merch to feel like a JWoww mom, too.

The first edition of the bi-monthly subscription box features a whole array pieces, including "lifestyle" products like a "Thirsty AF" drink koozie and "THIK AF" black and hot pink leggings, in addition to cosmetics like her J-Woww-branded bronzer and orange creamsicle-scented sunscreen made by, you guessed it, Jersey Shore Cosmetics.

"This month’s box is sure to keep you slaying and looking fierce AF whether you’re at the gym or the grocery store. Time to WERK," Jeni writes on her blog. While we're unsure of the doily-like temporary tattoos or rubber unicorn keychain (...huh?), the sunblock stick is actually handmade by a locally-owned small business run by a Jersey mom, who ensures all products are organic, cruelty-free and 100% natural. Think it stays on while doing "the Jersey Turnpike all over the place," though?