Calvin Harris Laments That 'Big ol Beard' He Grew to Impress Recording Academy Failed to win Producer of Year Prize

Calvin Harris, 2017

Calvin Harris arrives at the 2017 MTV Video Music Awards at The Forum on Aug. 27, 2017 in Inglewood, Calif.

Calvin Harris did everything he could to impress the Recording Academy in a bid to win the Producer of the Year - Non-Classical award at Sunday night's (Jan. 28) 2018 Grammy Awards. He produced DJ Khaled's "Don't Quit" and his own Funk Wav Bounces Vol. 1 album, plus he grew a big, kick-ass beard to make himself seem more serious. 

And yet, he lamented in an extended Twitter rant on Tuesday night (Jan. 30), it didn't work. "Last year I grew a big ol beard in order to be taken seriously by the Grammys as a producer," he wrote. "It worked to an extent - my Producer of the Year nomination came through and I was happy the beard was performing as well as I had hoped..."