SNAILS & Botnek Don't Wanna Hear It if 'ur 2 cool': Listen

“Snotnek” is a good celebrity couple name for SNAILS and Botnek. It perfectly describes the artists' snotty punk ethos. Of course, when we say “snotty,” we mean in a delightfully Johnny Rotten sort of way, not in the way that you look down on others, which is exactly the type of loser “ur 2 cool” takes issue upon, and with devilish aim.

“ur 2 cool” is nasty, rowdy, and totally barf-tastic. It's the first single from Botnek's upcoming Buffering… EP. Hear the track below, and don't ever try to front, ya herd?


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