Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 3/20/10

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@britneyspears : New BS Alert! See what bulls#!t The National Enquirer is printing now:
@Ludajuice (Ludacris): Just received word that because of the fans we have made history yet again.Thanks 2 Taio Cruz, im theOnly rapper 2 have 5 #1 billboard hits
@questlove : lol 10 years too late universal FINALLY comes to senses and drops cd prices
@samantharonson : i love this kid aaron's voice- he could sing me the alphabet and i'd be all good with that. #americanidol
@Ricky_Martin : 1 in 14 ppl read and reply to a message over facebook and twitter during sex.WTF? sad. (via @Lotay)
@petewentz : #happybdayhoppus is trending you guys rule! i love peeing outdoors it makes me feel more in tune w/ nature. did it for an entire year.
@johncmayer (John Mayer): If I wanted to make a big impression my first day in prison, I'd walk up and punch the smallest, oldest dude in the face.
@michellebranch :Wow, some of you don't know what's going on? Well, Sandra's husband Jesse has been cheating on her with a skanky white supremacist. Gross.
@joelmadden : I really think if i had backpack, map, & could speak spanish, navigating thru this life would be easier. At least Dora makes it look easy.
@alyankovic (Weird Al Yankovic): Today I'm giving a speech for Career Day in my kid's 1st grade class. Too hard to explain what I do - think I'll just say I'm an architect.
@nickcannon : TMZ put me on Who would you rather with the little dude from Sum41... I don't know how I feel about that LOL
@chriscolfer (Chris Colfer, "Glee"): I'm so happy that was just an earthquake this morning. I thought I was having a Paranormal Activity moment.
@MarioSoulTruth (Mario): Found $580 in my pants this am... It's gonna b a good day...
@frankenteen (Cory Monteith): slept through my first earthquake. like a baby.
@chamillionaire : I hope some of you fans spend as much energy complaining to Universal as you do to me.
@MissKeriBaby (Keri Hilson): Fallin asleep this am not workn out! The birds chirpin outside r the exact sound of my alarm so everytime they tweet I instantly perk up SMH
@bowwow: There's nothing better than good sex. But bad sex? A mayonnaise sandwich is better than bad sex
@joellortiz : i think alot of my issues in the industry were based on Race. I know jermaine dupri looked at me like some fat rican with no shot at all.
@JoJoistheway (JoJo): Girls are not like busses, Gucci Mane...
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