Top 20 Tweets Of The Week 5/15/2010

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@nickjonas : Goodnight everyone. I have the best mom in the world.
@Slash : I hope everybody is having a great Mother's Day! Milfs too!
@ThisIsRobThomas (Rob Thomas): i LOVE jay z. i mean love. but whatever he did to FOREVER YOUNG raped my childhood.
@keshasuxx (Ke$ha): Videos a comin out! R u guyssss readdddyyy for a desert elephant snake light up body paint psychedelic party or what
@justinbieber : hackers i send a warning...u have now pissed off over 2 million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.
@AndrewWK (Andrew W.K.): I'm having a banana covered in blood!
@michellebranch : Congratulations to @miranda_lambert and @blakeshelton on their engagement. Yay! So happy for you two! Gonna have a Diet Sprite and Bacardi:)

@katyperry : Saw the most drool worthy cali gurls @the dance auditions for the Music Video! Ready 2 melt all popsicles around the world. #californiagurls

@questlove (The Roots' ?uestlove): man. all this kweli/hornewiz talk got me researching: diana ross is the only character from the Wiz still alive. #timekeepsonslippin
@yelyahwilliams (Paramore's Hayley Williams): Trying to pee in peace and the whole cleaning crew comes in here to hang out... Joy.
@ConanOBrien : I'm a simple man. I start every day with a cup of joe, the morning paper, and a lavender Pan-Asiatic body scrub from my man-servant, Lobo.
@markhoppus (blink-182's Mark Hoppus): I apologize for this one in advance... Johann Sebastian Bach-Street Boys #18thCenturyPopBands
@RyanSeacrest : u cant really go wrong singing @ladygaga with a @justinbieber haircut:
@PerezHilton: I wanna dirty dance with #MileyCyrus too!
@doctorfollowill (Kings of Leon's Nathan Followill): Good morning fog. It looks scary outside. Hope i don't run in2 the headless horseman. Got a long day in the studio 2day and lot's of beer.
@siamusic (Sia): changed hotels cos it smelled like a sick donkeys ashtray and there was poop in the i'm having some champagne to recover.#newhotel
@nodoubt : The 4 of us are 2gethr in Hllywd today- 2 start recording the first batch of new ND songs!
@elliottyamin : Hey! guess who's doin the anthem for game 2 of western conference finals 4 his life long fave team in all of sports?...this guy! Go champs!
@yokoono : Your head is a physical connection to the Universe. Give attention to your head. Clean, brush and massage it
@RiversCuomo (Weezer's Rivers Cuomo): Sometimes I type out the word "you", then backspace over it and type "u" in a misguided attempt to save time and effort.
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