Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 7/31/10

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@justinbieber : got surprised by my man @THE_REAL_SHAQ on stage tonight in Pheonix...cant wait until u see why!!! PHEONIX GOES HARD!!! GREAT NIGHT!!
@kanyewest : The album is no longer called "Good Ass Job" I'm bouncing a couple of titles around now
@aliciakeys: Random funny thought: Soon I wont be able to tie my shoes by myself! LOL! ;-)
@doctorfollowill (Nate of Kings of Leon) : So sorry St. Louis. We had to bail, pigeons shitting in jareds mouth and it was too unsanitary to continue. FULL REFUNDS 4 ALL. SO SORRY.
@BradPaisley : You know, I don't think there's a country band in the world that woulda been stopped by pigeon crap. Just sayin.
@chrisbrown: New Ink!!! F.A.M.E (Forgiving All My Enemies)
@ConanOBrien: An LSU professor has invented a remarkable cheap & effective homemade device that soaks up oil. It's called "Conan's face in high school".
@myfabolouslife (Fabolous): After seein Inception & Salt, Im back on my movie shit.. So i jus bought a bunch of bootleg movies.. #YeahISaidIt
@CHRIS_daughtry: Bout to get rid of the beard (cont'd) Here it is...going... (cont'd) Going...halfway there (cont'd) Annnnnd gone!!!
@ddlovato (Demi Lovato):Dear Twitter, you aren't my boyfriend anymore. (cont'd) Look guys, if twitter decides to fix my picture, then maayyybbeee I'll call him back. But right now, he's in the dog house.
@SouljaBoy:I just turned 20 years old. I'm on a jet 30,000ft in the air, humbled.
@PerezHilton : R.I.P. ##JustinTimberlake's singing career.
@NICKIMINAJ: Music recently leaked is NOT off my debut album. Its OLD music. Bless their desperate little hearts :-)
@CourtneyLoveUK: im joyfully ready to reisign in a year, joyfully, i know exactly what i want itll take a year but let me out of this life, im over it soon
@chamillionaire : The guy sitting next to me on this flight just asked the flight attendant if he could sit under the plane next to his dog. Wasn't joking.
@julianperretta : I love how @iamdiddy tweets to make you feel good at the start of eachday. #begreat #letsgo it works!
@gabrielsaporta (Gabe of Cobra Starship) : Just met jayz like woah
@Hot_Chip : I cried a little bit in Toy Story 3. Just 2 tears and a lump in my throat. Nobody saw. It was dark. Joe
@noreaga : Nut cracker is a drink u will mainly only find on the streets of zoo York go and study please!!!!
@elliottyamin : Why is bill oreily so smug?