Stephen Colbert, Seth Meyers Poke Fun at FCC's Net Neutrality Vote
The Federal Communications Commission voted to repeal net neutrality protections on Thursday (Dec. 14), and late-night television had a lot to say about it.
"Uh, anybody here use the Internet?" The Late Show's Stephen Colbert asked his audience. "It's a sad day for us web-ka-teers, us internauts," he said, while explaining that the move would repeal regulations that prevented Internet providers from blocking certain websites or slowing down user's data. "And that's wrong. The only thing that should slow your Internet speed is the number of people also sitting at Starbucks working on their screenplays," he joked.
"So now, a big player like Google could make their site load faster than a smaller player like Etsy," he explained. "Which is bad news for my Etsy shop, Steve's Sleeves. Some people sell shirts with the sleeves cut off, Steve's sells sleeves with the shirts cut off."
The faux Etsy store's slogan? "Steve's Sleeves: You have the right to not bare arms."
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">TONIGHT: The FCC voted to repeal <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/NetNeutrality?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#NetNeutrality</a> today which sucks for everyone who uses the Internet (which if you’re reading this, is you), but it especially sucks for <a href="https://twitter.com/StephenAtHome?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@StephenAtHome</a>’s personal Etsy shop. <a href="https://twitter.com/hashtag/LSSC?src=hash&ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">#LSSC</a> <a href="https://t.co/7vLmoBxLyy">pic.twitter.com/7vLmoBxLyy</a></p>— The Late Show (@colbertlateshow) <a href="https://twitter.com/colbertlateshow/status/941484212841938945?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">December 15, 2017</a></blockquote>
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Over at Late Night, host Seth Meyers used the opportunity to make a dig at Republicans. After explaining that polls show that Americans overwhelmingly supported net neutrality, including 75 percent of Republicans, Meyers joked, "Of course Republicans would favor an open Internet. Otherwise, they'd have to get their news from newspapers and CNN instead of Facebook group 'Patriot Eagle MAGA 1776.'"
Chairman of the FCC Ajit Pai has often referred to his proposal as "light-touch regulation," something that Meyers also poked fun at. "Please stop using the term 'light touch,'" he said. "You sound like someone defending themselves to HR."
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This article originally appeared in THR.com.