Twitter Account Chronicles Best Offers for Sold Out Beach House Concert Tickets

Beach House is performing a sold-out underplay at the 280-person capacity Baby's All Right in Brooklyn Thursday night that has left many New Yorkers looking for alternative ways into the show. 

Naturally, many have turned to Craigslist, where it turns out someone is selling a pair of tickets not to the highest bidder, necessarily, but to the most deserving fan. 

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Who knows whether these tickets actually exist, but the "seller" has created a Twitter account chronicling the responses he or she has received. Some are funny and many are heartfelt as fans each explain their own unique relationships with the band -- describing personal experiences that range from road trips to romantic episodes to yoga class. There is a lot of yoga. 

Here are our five favorite submissions: