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Jon Stewart Says Donald Trump's Campaign Quotes Are 'Better Than Freebasing'

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Jon Stewart on "The Daily Show" on June 17, 2015.

Jon Stewart has a new way to lift your spirits: the Emergency Presidential Campaign Trumpinator 2016. The "machine" (created by Stewart's production team) spits out a quote from Trump's kickoff speech at the press of a button, presumably because they are preposterous enough to make just about anyone laugh. (Okay, maybe not Neil Young just yet.)

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"I'm going through withdrawal -- I need me some Donald," Stewart said in the middle of a segment on global trade.

“Any time I feel like the world’s getting me down or boring me, and there’s nothing to look forward to, I just give myself a little slice of his kickoff speech,” he added before hitting the button.

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Press it once: "I'm really rich!" Trump replies. Press it again, he continues: "How stupid are our leaders?"

"That's better than freebasing," Stewart concluded.