Amy Schumer Defends Bill Cosby in the Court of Public Opinion

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Amy Schumer acts as Bill Cosby's defense attorney during the May 26, 2015 episode of Comedy Central's Inside Amy Schumer.

Amy Schumer is defending Bill Cosby.

Never fear -- she's not speaking out in favor of him, she's just playing his attorney in a hilarious Inside Amy Schumer sketch that aired Tuesday night (May 26). In a Court of Public Opinion, Schumer gave voice to what an obnoxious group of people keep going back to when discussing the horrifying allegations that over 30 women have made against the famed entertainer.

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"If convicted, the next time you put on a rerun of The Cosby Show, you may wince a little," Schumer explains to the jury full of individuals who really want to watch The Cosby Show in peace. "And none of us deserve that. We don't deserve to feel that pang. We deserve to dance like no one's watching, and watch like no one's raping." 

Oof. We need a drink -- but, you know, not from Cosby. 


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