Quotes of the Week: Lady Gaga Apologizes for Eating Pizza, Taylor Swift Is Blown Away By Madonna and More

"Oh my god what am I doing with my life?"
--El-P

The Run the Jewels producer-rapper, captioning an Instagram video showing him working on beats for Meow the Jewels, a Kickstarter-funded joke-remix album entirely composed of cat sounds.

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"That performance was just going to stop me from crying."
--A$AP Rocky

The rapper to Billboard, following a show at the Sundance Film Festival days after the sudden death of his A$AP Mob crewmate Steven "A$AP Yams" Rodriguez.

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"Pizza is not part of my new diet. Sorry ... I blacked out. I don't remember."
--Lady Gaga

The pop star, apologizing to her trainer in an Instagram picture of her posing with a pizza slice, posted the day after throwing a bachelorette party for a high school pal.

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"Now I'm dead."
--Taylor Swift

The superstar on Tumblr, responding to Madonna's recent comments that Swift "writes some pretty catchy pop songs. I can't get them out of my head."

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"Are we dysfunctional? Yes."
--Tom Delonge

The Blink-182 co-founder on Instagram, rebutting his bandmates' press release announcing that he had left the group.

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"I'm mad they cut out my kissing scenes. We made out so many times -- and it was so good!"
--Kid Cudi

The artist, joking about playing a gay character in the film James White, which premiered at Sundance.

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"If someone wants to kill themselves, that's really unfortunate, but that's Darwinism."
--Marilyn Manson

The rocker to NME, on the critics who say his music is a bad influence on teenagers.

This story first appeared in the Feb. 7 issue of Billboard.