'Fifty Shades of Grey': 5 'Beyonce' Songs That Should Be In The Film

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Beyonce performs during the 56th GRAMMY Awards at Staples Center on January 26, 2014 in Los Angeles, CA

Put on your Freakum Dress and just imagine it.

Yonce is still tied up with Fifty Shades of Grey

If you’ve watched the latest trailer for Fifty Shades (you don’t have to lie, we’ve all seen it), then you're aware that once again, Beyonce's music makes an appearance. This time "Haunted" is the background noise for airplane rides, elevator hookups, and much, much more. In case you've forgotten, when the first trailer premiered earlier this year, it was accompanied by a new version of Queen Bey singing "Crazy in Love."

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Clearly, this collaboration is ongoing. Which means we just can't help but wonder what the rest of the film would look like if it were scored with Beyonce songs, specifically Beyonce tracks. Yes, the two works are a little bit thematically at odds: Beyonce was a grown woman handbook/ fully realized vision about owning your sexuality, liberation, and your body. Whereas Fifty Shades -- while it clearly has its fans -- centers on main character Anastasia Steele taking a backseat in her relationship with respect to all the kinky sex stuff. 

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On the other hand, sexy music is sexy music. Who knows! It might really improve the controversial project. How might a Fifty Shades of Bey soundtrack work? We've got some ideas. 

1. "Haunted"
Mood lyric: "You want me? I want it done my way. You like it? The bedroom's my runway. Slap me! I'm pinned to the doorway. Kiss, bite, foreplay."
Scene: That time Christian Grey and Anastasia have sex.

2. "Drunk in Love"
Mood lyric: "Foreplay in the foyer, f--ked up my Warhol. Slid the panties right to the side. Ain't got the time to take them off on site."
Scene: That time Christian Grey and Anastasia have sex.


3. "Blow"
Mood lyric: ""Keep me coming. Keep me going. Keep me humming, keep me moaning. Keep me humming, keep me moaning. Don't stop loving 'til the morning. Don't stop loving 'til the morning. Don't stop screaming, freaking, blowing."
Scene: That time Christian Grey and Anastasia have sex.

4. "No Angel"
Mood lyric: "You're no angel either, baby."
Scene: That time Christian Grey and Anastasia have sex.

5. "Rocket"
Mood lyric: "Hold me 'til I scream for air to breathe. Don't wash me over until my well runs dry. Send all your sins all over me babe, over me. Rock it 'til it waterfalls."
Scene: That time Christian Grey and Anastasia have sex. Roll credits. 


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