Vice President: Who better to help Yeezy watch the throne (or Oval Office) than his longtime collaborator Jay Z? Plus, 2015 Jay is a great match, mellowness-wise, for the too-cool-for-school Joe Biden.
Department of State: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer -- no one knows what it's like to be on the wrong side of Kanye like frenemy Taylor Swift, making her the perfect guardian for his war chest. Plus, who would be a better ambassador than the woman with the most #squadgoals achieved?
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Department of Energy: The guy whose got a lot of it -- Drake.
Department of Trade: "36 years of doing dirt like it's Earth Day" make Pusha T an ideal candidate for negotiating international sanctions.
Department of Agriculture: When it comes to making things grow, you've gotta look to the guy who's made plants his passion: Snoop Dogg.
Department of the Interior: Frank Ocean is the one you want on your side when handling any and all matters of an... intimate nature.
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Department of Justice: No one, not even Yeezy himself, is spared from the great equalizer: Nicki Minaj's flow.
Department of Education: Beyoncé will teach you everything you need to know.