Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 02/05/2011

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@katyperry:@rihanna yo batch lemme borrow those latex dresses! #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes!chris colfer

@chriscolfer :My aunt just text me "There's a fake story about you in my tabloid! You've made it, honey! You've made it!" Oy...

@kanyewest: Sometimes I fuk with my Timbs on

@jayelectronica : #WhenLifeHandsYouLemons: give em to me. I like lemons

@doctorfollowill (Nathan Followill of Kings of Leon): There's a storm a brewing outside. Thankfully my storm shelter is also my wine cellar. Bring it on mother of nature, i'm ready for you.


@meiko: Our recording engineer just got electrocuted. He is fine but some of his hair is falling out.

@robhuebel: Just asked a baby if he knew he was baby-soft. He just looked at me. Sorry if you didn't get the joke you dumb baby.

@markhoppus: Has anybody made a joke about the comedian Gallagher being the lost brother of the Oasis singers? Someone should get on that.

@gracepotter: Somewhere between BC & Cali, we lost our Cinemax channels on the tour bus. Noc's have resorted to college gymnastics for supplemental joy.

@jimjonescapo (Jim Jones): I had brought my son some snacks but I ate them now he's over here trippin on me lol he tight

@colinmeloy: "Coleslaw's, like, huge here." - Chris Funk.

@deltaspirit:Got home and found this on my floor. Sketchy.

@JeanGreasy(Jean Grae):1 of my fav things in the world is watching drunk girls fall off couches & tables in clubs. Just stand on the floor, man.

@calvinharris :Just saw the best Youtube comment of all time - 'thumbs up if you pee in the side of the toliet so it's quieter'

@ThisIsRobThomas (Rob Thomas):ok. let's all tap tuesday on the back and steal it's mojo when it turns around.

@tommcfly ( Tom Fletcher of McFly):Morning. Woah, hang on a sec... February?...already? Might as well start getting the Christmas decorations back down!

@therealzooeyd(Zooey Deschanel): The history channel is going to be so pissed if the world doesn't end in 2012: end of days, or just end of programming?

@JulietSimmsALL(Juliet Simms):I could crawl up and hide in a mossy wet bug infested hole and it would be better than how that made me feel

@Tyrese: What killed music for me was the idea of working your ASS OFF then passing your album off to the label and HOPE they get behin it.. #NoMore

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