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The Llamas-on-the-Loose Playlist You've Been Waiting For

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All movies need a soundtrack. And according to our Twitter feed, it seemed the most-watched movie today was a livestream of two llamas rampaging through the streets of Phoenix. They galloped across streets and sidewalks, darted through traffic, dodged dozens of Phoenix sheriffs for what seemed like forever, and in the process, transfixed the world (or at least the Internet). Think of it as the 2015 version of OJ driving his Bronco down the highway, but replace the bloody murder scene with cute furry animals.

So in dedication to that brave pair of beastly besties, Billboard has assembled this llamas-on-the-loose playlist:
 
1. Neil Young, "Ride My Llama"


Quotable:
I'm going to ride my llama/ From Peru to Texarkana

All those llamas wanted was to rock in a free world.

2. Ariana Grande, "Break Free"

Quotable: This is the part when I break free/? 'Cause I can't resist it no more

If only quadrupeds could fist-pump.
 
3. Jay-Z, "Part II (On the Run)" feat. Beyonce

Quotable: I don't care if we on the run?/ Baby as long I'm next to you?/ And if loving you is a crime/ Tell me why do I bring out the best in you

They see lassos when they make love.

4. Phish, "Llama"

Quotable: I start to run?/ It was the loudest thing I'd ever heard?/ And I knew my time had come

The llamas were probably on their way to Bonnaroo.
 
5. Chuck Berry, "You Can't Catch Me"

Quotable: Now you can't catch me, baby you can't catch me?/ 'Cause if you get too close, you know I'm gone like a cool breeze

Llamas B. Goode.

6. Stevie Wonder and Paul McCartney, "Ebony and Ivory"

Quotable: We learn to live, we learn to give each other what we need to survive, together alive

Maybe the llamas were eloping because their parents didn't approve?

7. Tupac, "All Eyez on Me"

Quotable: I know y'all watchin'/ I know y'all got me in the scopes

Even if you're tied up, you gotta keep your head up.

8. N.W.A, "100 Miles and Runnin'"


Quotable: One more mile to go through the dark streets/ Runnin' like a mother----er on my own two feet

The world's most dangerous llama duo.

9. Coldplay, "Us Against the World"

Quotable: Through chaos as it swirls/ It's us against the world

These two would never consciously uncouple.

10. Rascal Flatts, "Walk the Llama Llama"

Quotable: That's why the llama walks so proud/ That's why the llama holds his head up in the crowd?/ All of us applaud his generosity?/ He's more than just a passing curiosity?/ He covers up our pride?/ And all those things we have to hide?/ In any civilized society??

Look at those lyrics. Rascal Flatts knew this would happen!

RANDOM BONUS QUOTABLE: "I gets lotsa commas / I can f--- yo mama / I ain't with the drama / You can meet my llama" -- Chief Keef, "Love Sosa"