Is it time to bow down?
Attention, world: Resistance is futile. It appears Beyonce was officially named Queen of the World this weekend, in an official, binding, golden celebration that proclaimed a new world order. She apparently put on her freakum dress, told everyone to bow down, declared she woke up like this, announced she runs the world, etc., etc.
Long live Queen Bey.
Lies, you say? Well, just look at the evidence from her recent Thailand trip. (Do you see the crown?)