Fabolous, 'I Don't F--- With Christmas': Hear His Humbug Holiday Hit

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If you haven't gotten a Christmas gift for Fabolous yet, don't bother. As he'll tell you in the video below: He doesn't f--- with Christmas.

Christmas Music for People Who Hate Christmas Music

In his new Funny or Die collaboration, the rapper performs "I Don't F--- With Christmas," a humbug holiday hit about why he doesn't care about Dec. 25. "F--- Prancer, f--- Vixen, I want a video ho-ho-ho," he raps.

Watch the full production below -- and for Fab's fellow Scrooges, might we suggest Billboard's "Christmas Music for People Who Hate Christmas Music"?