Mystery band The Network have returned from their undisclosed location to deliver a double-shot of Devo-esque thunder, led by the chaotic takedown of First Daughter Ivanka Trump in the form of a new track titled "Ivankkka is a Nazi."
The masked band, who many have speculated are Green Day in luchador masks, stormed back with a lengthy, confusing missive explaining "The Prophecy" as practiced by their self-proclaimed Church of Lushtology.
"The Network were formed in the year 2003, fulfilling an ancient prophecy predicting that we, its chosen members, would issue a stern warning to mankind in the form of music," they wrote, noting that they totally called it with their 2003 debut album titled Money Money 2020, on which they "shined the headlights upon the follies and vanity of man kind. Rapidly achieving fame and fortune, we had often been mistaken as the planets greatest rock ‘n’ roll band Green Day. This earthly comparison is almost as comical as the humans that inhabit this dying planet!"