If you were up late last night and couldn't sleep because the wait for new Kesha music is giving you mad insomnia, you're in luck. Mother Animal gave her babies something to tide them over in the form of a ripped-from-the-1980s fake informercial with a 1-800 number that served up the goods.
"Time’s runnin’ out to get blessed!!!!," reads the urgent message from the singer, who appears in a brief promotional video dressed like a televangelist. "Don’t wait! Call now and add yourself to the hellraiser phonebook so I can always update you and bless you with some sacred secret information ?? Call 1-855-KESHASAVS."