Nick Jonas Gives Dramatic Reading of Craigslist Missed Connections in Funny Clip

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Nick Jonas Dramatically Reads Craigslist Missed Connections for W Magazine

Nick Jonas makes casually browsing Craigslist's missed connections section even more entertaining in a new clip for W Magazine. In the skit, the voice behind the appropriately titled single "Find You" offers a dramatic reading of hopeful ads from New Yorkers looking for love.

"We had a nice chat about life and allergies in the back of the Uber," he recites in the beginning of the segment.

His video goes on to give another highlight, written by a true lyricist: "You got off. I got on. You: Brunette. Tight jeans. Great legs. Me: Blue cap. Glasses. I want you."

And then there are the missed connections that really bring home the feeling of romance lost.

"I was the blue-eyed brunette in black leggings who asked you if Trader Joe's was still selling collard greens," Jonas delivers. "You reported back to me the bad news. While I decided on an alternate, you arranged all the greens. The kale, the romaine, the spinach and micro-greens in the most immaculate formation I've ever seen. It was artistry of the type I see in pinecones. When I finally decided on the kale, I clumsily knocked another bag down with it. You picked it up. Then I ran away. Just me, my regret and my organic Tuscan kale."

See him read all these and more in the video below -- and find out which missed connection touches him so much he can't help but walk off the set.

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