Ever wonder how a artist management deal goes down in fancy record label office?
Probably not like this -- in a brand new "Funny or Die" sketch, Austin Mahone listens to the pitch of two prospective managers (Paul Scheer and Mel Cowan) who pledge to get Mahone neck tattoos and brag about punching Demi Lovato fans and lighting One Directioners on fire. Wise beyond his years, the singer decides to move onto other less violent, more mentally-stable candidates.