Austin Mahone Rejects Crazy Managers in 'Funny Or Die' Video: Watch

Ever wonder how a artist management deal goes down in fancy record label office? 

Probably not like this -- in a brand new "Funny or Die" sketch, Austin Mahone listens to the pitch of two prospective managers (Paul Scheer and Mel Cowan) who pledge to get Mahone neck tattoos and brag about punching Demi Lovato fans and lighting One Directioners on fire. Wise beyond his years, the singer decides to move onto other less violent, more mentally-stable candidates. 

Austin Mahone Drops Slow Jam 'All I Ever Need': Listen 

Mahone gets to work out his acting skills and seems cool under pressure, especially after the pair starts firing rounds inside the office. 

Back in real life, Mahone's first release, an eight-song collection titled "The Secret," drops May 27 via Chase Records/Cash Money. It features the Pitbull collab "Mmm Yeah," which peaked at No. 49 on the Hot 100.