Did you hear Kim Kardashian and Kanye West have tied the knot? That they had a civil ceremony in the U.S. because they can't legally be married in France, where a lavish ceremony (with 1,600-plus guests!) will take place? That it's all going to be on "Keeping Up With the Kardashians" some day? That Jay Z and Beyonce aren't even going because they don't want to be on some E! special? And that Jay's still going to throw his friend a stag party at 40/40?
Well, we don't know about some of those rumors floating around regarding pop culture's most prized couple, but we do know these four truths, courtesy of the future Mrs. West (who deleted three original tweets before reposting):