"Upsetting everyone you meet-o, reprimanding Puerto Rico, throwing paper products at the people," sings comedian Randy Rainbow.
“They had these beautiful, soft towels. Very good towels.” Those unforgettable words from President Donald Trump describing his paper towel tossing during his Puerto Rican visit serve as the prelude for the opening chords of “Despacito” in a hilarious parody by comedian Randy Rainbow.
“Screwing it up since the election, you’re completely devoid of introspection,” says the opening verse, performed in a surprisingly good voice. Randy then dons an askew wig and morphs into Hillary Clinton, and in a back-and-forth they get to the point.
“Maybe you should finally just admit you are a… desperate Cheeto,” says the chorus, alluding to Trump’s peculiar skin tone. “Upsetting everyone you meet-o, reprimanding Puerto Rico, throwing paper products at the people…”