Madonna Refuses to Let Instagram Ruin Her Nipple Pic Birthday Fun

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Mert and Marcus
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Instagram's infamous anti-nipple policy has a new enemy: Madonna.

On the Queen of Pop's 56th birthday, she posted an image of herself in 1920s garb next to a topless (well, unless you consider a pearl necklace a top) woman.

Instagram swiftly removed the nipple pic, which Madonna called "hypocrisy" in a follow-up Instagram pic of the same woman (this time with nipples covered).

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Earlier that day, she posted a vintage topless pic of herself with her nipple blocked by a glowing light animation. So fear not -- a lack of nipple pics did not ruin Madonna's birthday.

In other Madonna Instagram news, Madge posted a pic of her 14-year-old son Rocco with the caption, "Jeff Spicoli is alive and well in the South of France." So yes, Madonna is likening her son with ex-husband Guy Ritchie to a character her ex-husband Sean Penn played in Fast Times at Ridgemont High. Not weird at all.