Avert your eyes, "Dawson's Creek" diehards: Ke$ha  takes aim at the TV drama's former star James Van Der Beek (who she lovingly refers to as "James Van Der Douche") in the bizarre, unicorn-filled music video for "Blow," which premiered today (Feb. 25). Watch the official video here .
After opening with the disclaimer, "No mythological creatures were harmed in the making of this video," Ke$ha is shown swilling wine at a dinner party and telling a pair of partygoers with unicorn heads about how she became "elected to the parliament of Uzbekistan." As the pulsating song kicks in, Ke$ha and Van Der Beek eye each other from opposite ends of the dance floor before sharing a feisty exchange about Muenster cheese in the middle. The pair then whip out laser guns and a few unicorns get caught in the crossfire; ultimately, Ke$ha prevails, and hangs the actor's head on her wall over a placard that reads 'James Van Der Dead.'
"Blow" is the second single off of Ke$ha's "Cannibal" EP following the Hot 100-topping "We R Who We R," which had a music video  with just as much pizzazz but a lot less Van Der Beek. Fans of "Blow" will get to hear a remix of the song by Cirkut when Ke$ha releases "I Am the Dance Commander + I Commander You To Dance: The Remix Album" on March 22.
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