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Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 3/12/2011

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Mike Posner
50 Cent
Andrew W.K.
David Banner
Good Charlotte
Blake Shelton
Matt Nathanson
LCD Soundsystem
Estelle
Jake Owen
Lily Allen
Bruno Mars
Kris Allen
Ke$ha

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

 


@lcdsoundsystem: That black eyed peas dirty dancing thing is worse than raping a cat. What is wrong with people? Do they hate ears?

@BrunoMars: I know some of yall got that Bieber Fever. But what I really wanna know is... who's tryna catch some of this MARS S.A.R.S?!?!? #eeeeeewwwww

@keshasuxxke$ha (ke$ha): Buttholder. A) a special position of employment whose sole purpose is to hold my butt when not in use. Or B) new word I use for underwear ?

@NeYoCompound (Ne-Yo!!): Wow. Snooki is on the cover of Rolling Stone magazine. Really? I quit. (Just kidding, but almost serious....)

@DawnRichard : Irony :I auditioned for A.I. 2wice and they said my voice wasn't strong enough ..Now I'm performing for the 2nd time on the show! GodIsreal!

50cent: ok no homo is officially banded from my time line. If you choose a alternative life style that's your business. Sh*t I'm a PIMP lol

@JoelMadden: It must be a slow news week when magazines & blogs are writing about my wife buying expensive pillows

@KimKardashian : Hi NYC! I missed u! When going thru airport security I saw this! LOL http://twitpic.com/474exx

@lilyroseallen : oh, and yesterday i ordered spaghetti bolognese from room service, there was a cockroach in it. fucking gross..........

@CHRIS_Daughtry : Hey McDonalds drivethru lady! You ruined my latte! Maybe you shouldn't put your over perfumed hand on or around where peeps put their mouths

@KrisAllen : Lady getting on the plane: "How am I supposed to hold my cocktail when I have my baby." Thanks for having priorities mom. @allen_kimberly

@MikePosner: Um & March just smacked me in the face. 3rd month of the year already?!

@THEREALBANNER (DAVID BANNER) : I wish I could get breast fed

@jakeowen: Whoever is responsible for creating Girl Scout Thin Mint cookies deserves a high five.

@mattnathanson : i think one of my cats is gay.

@AndrewWK: Back in 1998 I quit partying. It was the worst 10 minutes of my life.

@blakeshelton: Side note #2: Just found a Lego I've been missing for over 25 years in my belly button!!!! #winningwithlint

@ItsRachelZevita: Icropped bc I'm classy; had to post in honor of #bootyappreciationday. This is a real place btw, drive to Delaware! http://twitpic.com/47dkgb

@EstelleDarlings (Estelle): Remember that one time when I was being awesome? - › Oh wait, that's all the time. http://tumblr.com/xd61pklpiz

@robhuebel : Woke up buried under a 40 lb. mountain of chips and salsa. I think it was some sort of gang-warning.

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