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Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 02/05/2011

Artists in this Article

Chris Brown
Rob Thomas
Tyrese
Kanye West
Jean Grae
Colin Meloy
Nathan Followill
Jim Jones
Grace Potter
Calvin Harris
Katy Perry
Delta Spirit
Jay Electronica
Meiko

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

 


@katyperry:@rihanna yo batch lemme borrow those latex dresses! #slutty #skank #ho #whore #bearcunt #yesyesyes!chris colfer

@chriscolfer :My aunt just text me "There's a fake story about you in my tabloid! You've made it, honey! You've made it!" Oy...

@kanyewest: Sometimes I fuk with my Timbs on

@jayelectronica : #WhenLifeHandsYouLemons: give em to me. I like lemons

@doctorfollowill (Nathan Followill of Kings of Leon): There's a storm a brewing outside. Thankfully my storm shelter is also my wine cellar. Bring it on mother of nature, i'm ready for you.

@chrisbrown: ALWAYZ BE TRUE TO YOURSELF AND FUCK WHAT PEOPLE THINK!!!!

@meiko: Our recording engineer just got electrocuted. He is fine but some of his hair is falling out.
 

@robhuebel: Just asked a baby if he knew he was baby-soft. He just looked at me. Sorry if you didn't get the joke you dumb baby.

@markhoppus: Has anybody made a joke about the comedian Gallagher being the lost brother of the Oasis singers? Someone should get on that.

@gracepotter: Somewhere between BC & Cali, we lost our Cinemax channels on the tour bus. Noc's have resorted to college gymnastics for supplemental joy.

@jimjonescapo (Jim Jones): I had brought my son some snacks but I ate them now he's over here trippin on me lol he tight

@colinmeloy: "Coleslaw's, like, huge here." - Chris Funk.

@deltaspirit:Got home and found this on my floor. Sketchy. http://plixi.com/p/73853306

@JeanGreasy(Jean Grae):1 of my fav things in the world is watching drunk girls fall off couches & tables in clubs. Just stand on the floor, man.

@calvinharris :Just saw the best Youtube comment of all time - 'thumbs up if you pee in the side of the toliet so it's quieter'

@ThisIsRobThomas (Rob Thomas):ok. let's all tap tuesday on the back and steal it's mojo when it turns around.

@tommcfly ( Tom Fletcher of McFly):Morning. Woah, hang on a sec... February?...already? Might as well start getting the Christmas decorations back down!

@therealzooeyd(Zooey Deschanel): The history channel is going to be so pissed if the world doesn't end in 2012: end of days, or just end of programming?

@JulietSimmsALL(Juliet Simms):I could crawl up and hide in a mossy wet bug infested hole and it would be better than how that made me feel

@Tyrese: What killed music for me was the idea of working your ASS OFF then passing your album off to the label and HOPE they get behin it.. #NoMore

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