Weird Merch: GWAR Gets Into the E-Cig Business

Beefcake the Mighty, vaping.

GWAR has joined the e-cigarette revolution -- for some reason.

"We only use freshly squeezed babies to give it that personal GWAR touch," says GWAR's Beefcake the Mighty in a statement. "I have even given up crack, to Vape these flavors full time!"

That's right: You can avoid the dangers of nicotine addiction with delicious, GWAR-branded flavors like Jizmoglobin ("a creamy blueberry blend with notes of nut and custard"), Spew ("primarily melon flavor with hints of mixed fruits and berries", Bloodbath (" powerful tropical fruit blend specially designed to satisfy the bloodlust of every scumdog in the universe") and more.