Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 3/27/10

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@justinbieber : SHOWTIME!!! Great night. Biggest crowd of my life so far. It was amazing. Next time I'm ridin a bull
@souljaboytellem : #ListenBitch add @ChrisBrown & @BowWow followers together and you still aint half way fuckin wit me lol
@ladygaga : What mayhem in Melbourne tonight. Some kids just understand what it means live your eyeliner, breathe your lipstick, and kill for eachother.
@katyperry : @PerezHilton HAPPY 21st BIRTHDAY TO YOU! Hope you get tons of BJ's tonight!!!

@johncmayer (John Mayer): In an effort to be more like Lil' Wayne, I started drinking syrup, but all I could find was Log Cabin Maple

@johncmayer (John Mayer): I've since written exactly zero (0) rhymes and I now have type 2 diabetes. Thanks, THE CARTER documentary.

@NickCannon : Bieber can spit a hot freestyle!! See for yourself http://bit.ly/cRPV5S
@jtimberlake (Justin Timberlake): think u help these people find love via Craigslist? http://bit.ly/9VKrhr
@fatbellybella (Erykah Badu): Lady GAGA = Genious
@questlove : Damn. Biebs manager gets arrested for NOT using twitter to stop a riot in mall? Ha! This means I am on the guest list for heaven
@jasonderulo : My haircut is an epic #FAIL !!! Ladies can u still love me??? It's the inside that counts LMAO!!! http://bit.ly/bRnTNC
@Billy (Billy Corgan): Zzzzz... What else is there to do but write circus music on a Sunday?
@Therealbigboi (Big Boi): RT @ballerstatus: Big Boi Announces Deal With Def Jam Records For Solo Album -- http://bit.ly/b3RVBV (@Therealbigboi)
@chriscolfer :Why do I always hold my breath when I drive in between tight spaces and duck when I drive under overpasses?
@AndrewWK : PARTY TIP: Put your party where your mouth is.
@TheFatBoys : #ItsReallyAnnoying when Justin Bieber wants to smoke all @SnoopDogg's weed and play Wii with @Agent_M all night #truestory
@trvsbrkr (Travis Barker): http://twitpic.com/1adwoq - Teaching Rihanna some things on drums. She JAMS!!!!! Watch out for her!!
@markhoppus : Post-restroom when you shake hands w someone & say "i just washed my hands." you're really saying "I didn't just pee on myself."
@lights : PS: I hate to break it to you boys, but yes, girls sweat. You know why? Because they probably work harder than you >:)
@ricky_martin : God has to definitely be a great dancer. #Randomthought
@theboygeorge (Boy George): My new single is more of a 'hello I'm here' than a comeback!
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