Top 20 Tweets Of The Week 5/21/2010

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@keshasuxx (Ke$ha): Dearest David Spade ... I wanna lick your Joe DiRt mullet ...you're the epitome of aREAL MAN in that movie.I salute you
@katyperry : I could really use a crunk juice iv right now.
@joejonas : Jick Nonas http://yfrog.com/2s817sj
@justinbieber : internet in the air...sweet
@iamdiddy (Diddy): HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO MY NOTORIOUS BROTHER B.I.G.....
@Pink (P!nk): i get to go play in the dirt this weekend and watch @hartluck race big trucks. which basically means drink and shut my eyes and pray.
@PerezHilton : GaGa would happily be a newcomer over a tired old hasbeen! Yeah, I'm talking about YOU #ChristinaAguileea. You ain't no @BritneySpears !
@ConanOBrien : Here's a pic of me on the road. It's the cover of my upcoming acoustic CD "Mind Reflections". It's going to suck. http://twitpic.com/1owy89
@Billy (Billy Corgan): Who could have guessed the Obama administration would not only carry on Bush's policies of stripping citizens rights but take away more?
@CourtneyLoveUK (Courtney Love): apparently all i do is LAMENT! thank GOD i am an empath and i fucking hate being an empath too, i feel way too much too much of the time
@Weezer : here's a moment of Rivers performing with B.o.B. yesterday at the KIIS 'Wango Tango'... http://bit.ly/9tT37Y
@petewentz (Fall Out Boy's Pete Wentz): thanks you guys for your concern. no one was hurt in the car accident and bx is currently back to building forts and hiding dads cellphone.
@_maxwell_ : why am i at this WHITECASTLE drive thru in #INDIANA?
@questlove (The Roots' Questlove): snap!!! Ronnie James Dio passed?!?!??!!?!?!?!? awwww man. so many cats put me on to him. dude was so loved by these cats. #rip
@jeweljk (Jewel): It looks like a drag queen and a hippie exploded in my purse: lotions, potions, vitamins & enough make up to make Rue Paul jealuus
@jasonderulo : I did a cover of Kanye's "Heartless" for Billboard's Mashup Monday! It's up now for you guys to watch! http://bit.ly/bDVMiV
@EstelleDarlings : Walked. Down. 35 flights. Of. Steep stairs. I am looking at this positively: my legs look "worked out" and therefore good in pumpum shorts
@diplo : In the studio with @_M_I_A_ and I had no idea she was a closet @majorlazer fan !! @neetrecordz where u @? http://tweetphoto.com/22970685
@samantharonson : Throwing one dollar bills in the air and then sending someone to retrieve them..... Not a baller move. A smart move, but baller free.
@selenagomez : This is why I do music....no1sangel1984
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