Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 7/3/2010

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funniest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@JustinBieber: Let's take some time to answer some crazy rumors....these are always fun... (cont.) one...Im not dead. I had to check on this one...but it turns out Im alive (cont.) two...my mom is a moral woman...let's just leave that one for what it is...because that rumor just grossed and wierded me out...lol
@drakkardnoir (Drake): Back at my moms house...please include her in your prayers tonight as tmrw she faces a true challenge.
@myfabolouslife (Fabolous): My blackberry & iPhone must b fucked up cuz I definitely didn't get the we doin the "all I do is win remix" email or phone call. #Niceeee
@NickiMinaj: U could hear me in the auditorium but apparently not in TV land. Shout out to the sound guy. They say it'll b fixed wen it re-airs. :/
@questlove : I'll say this much after 4 views. A person can fake tears, but you can't fake snot. #betawards
@ChrisBrown : hope yall watching the awards!!!!!!!!! Lol
@JohnLegend:Btw, my hairline has been the same since I was a kid. Can't believe some people are obsessing about it now. I've been famous for 6 yrs now.
@katyperry : At which point in the day do you switch from saying Bonjour to Bonsoir? If it's when the sun sets... That's at like 10pm here... Help...
@souljaboy : Who wanna come watch eclipse with me 2nite
@taylorswift13 (Taylor Swift): "Mom! I just found a quilt I like online!!" Austin: "Taylor. You are 80 years old."
@tyrese4real (Tyrese): This amazing lawyer jst tld me abt a Post-Nuptual aggreement.. AFTER ur married & start getting MONEY.. You can do it AFTER too.. Wow..
@MonicaMyLife (Monica): Thank u guys for having my back but I'm not offended at all by that older ladies comment. U must be fashionable to judge fashion. LMAO…
@AsherRoth : Paraguay is the largest producer of marijuana in the world. I know who I want to win the World Cup.
@ConanOBrien: Larry King's retiring after hosting "Larry King Live" for 25 years. Personally, I think hosting anything longer than 7 months is overkill.
@julianperretta : Drakes 'thank me later' album is so good. We met 3 years ago at a hotel in LA. I gave him my demo, he gave me his. I still have it at home!
@samantharonson : Dear Mother Nature, I live in LA for one reason only, it's supposed to be warm here. Wanna wake up the sun? It's almost July and moving sux!
@elliottyamin : Whoa!...my head really has gotten bigger since I "made it' .....I wear a size 7 now in new era caps...my jew fro mite have somethn 2 do w it
@sarabareilles : Just cried while on the treadmill watching "Beyonce Revealed". She's a goddess. And I think I have issues.
@markhoppus: morning breath. my mouth just asked my teeth if they farted. fixing that situation and then heading to the studio.
@IHateGame (The Game): "BET weekend over, now pack ya bags & go home............."

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