Top 20 Tweets of the Week: 8/7/10

Here's our round-up of singers', rockers' and rappers' 20 coolest and funnest tweets from the past seven days. Be sure to tag @billboarddotcom to your favorite music retweets (and don't forget to follow us!)

@Wyclef : Taking off on my way to Haiti me and my family About to make the biggest decision of our life.
@ladygaga : 13 VMA noms lilmonsters. Breakin records+breakin rüles. I love you, you Bad Kids are a part of me. PAWS UP! #VideoMonsterAwards
@myfabolouslife (Fabolous): Talked to Lil Wayne on the phone a few days ago.. Thru it all, His spirit is UP!! I could hear him smiling... #FreeWeezy
@kanyewest : sometimes I push the door close button on people running towards the elevator. I just need my own elevator sometimes, my 7 floor sanctuary
@PerezHilton : @keshasuxx Hopefully @MTV will spare us the suffering and not have you perform. Xoxo (cont'd) @keshasuxx I'm not a hater - I do appreciate that you've been showering recently. Baby steps!
@jaysean: I think @justinbieber created a new disease in teenage boys..a head twitching tick.Jus saw a kid wid a biebercut flickin away like a maniac
@justinbieber: Im still the small town kid you all found on youtube and im hyped to see the world. Thanks
@NICKIMINAJ : 11.23.10 - PINK FRIDAY - The Album
@kelly_clarkson: Just heard Steven Tyler might be a new judge on Idol this year ....I'm thinking of auditioning again just so I can see him every week :)
@TheRealDJKhaled : RT @DJ_FRANZEN: Drake just made history in his hometown of Toronto for the OVO Fest! Brought out @rickyrozay @eminem & HOV on stage! #Movie
@JanellWheeler : Damn, I broke my sunroof fist pumping! ;)
@hansonmusic : Who's idea was it to get up at 7:45 for a show called live at 9. See you in 30mins world. Me and my eye lids are gonna make out. -Z
@BradPaisley: Feel so stupid. Just found out shark week is just a weeklong theme on Discovery TV. Sharks actually don't even know about it. Yet...
@JesseMcCartney: Eating bananas are very uncomfortable for me. I love them, but everytime I eat one I feel like it's something I should be doing in private.
@chamillionaire : Some say twitter is regulated by the govt... Well if so they need another dept just to regulate trending topics by idiots.
@reevecarney : Only in New York could I buy a brand new laptop at 3 o'clock in the morning. I love this city.
@mlabrum (Matt Labrum) : How the hell does the US spend $1+ T on war, but teachers need to ask for donations so they can print sheet music for their students???
@julianperretta : I am on a beach. I am listening to some demos. Writting lyrics. However slightly un inspired by so many fake boobs. #plasticbeach
@robhuebel : My dog only gives golden showers to bushes he thinks are slutty.
@MickeyFactz : #Truthfully: 2 words... Mariel Concepcion