Nicki Minaj's "Anaconda"

Nicki Minaj's video for "Anaconda," released August 2014.

Nicki Minaj's ass-heavy video for "Anaconda" dropped earlier Wednesday (Aug. 20) -- and we certainly had a lot of thoughts about the aforementioned butt, the outfits, the product placement, and Drake. But mostly, we couldn't help but notice how much better the video would be with an actual cartoon anaconda. 

Behold: 

Exhibit A: The "Britney Spears at the VMAs"

Exhibit B: The Angry Waitress

Exhibit C:  The "Drunk in Love" Video Performance We Weren't Ready For

Exhibit D: The Age-Old "Whose Ass Is Better?" Question  

All images created by Trish Halpin